Another day, another chaotic episode of the Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend podcast.

In the clip above Conan invites his assistant – and major Taylor Swift fan – David Hopping onto the podcast to educate him about all things Swift-related, from concerts to colour-coded albums.

Needless to say, things quickly go off the rails — but we do get an intro from Conan that may be one of his best: "This summer it's been all about Taylor Swift. Or as I call her, T-Swift. Or T.S., or sometimes T.S. Eliot, because she's been so successful she's left a wasteland behind her."