Welcome to Prideful, a month-long stretch where we celebrate our identities with pride and honor queer-owned brands, whether it’s fashion items that give us gender euphoria or our favorite queer-friendly sex toys.
When it comes to Pride, it doesn’t matter which stripe of the flag you identify with — June is the queer community’s time to shine. And no company is shining that light harder than Cute Little Fuckers, a gender-neutral sex toy company that made headlines in 2019 after tripling its original Kickstarter goal. The brand was created by, and for, nonbinary people in an attempt to make sex toys more accessible. And they’ve succeeded in spades (and then some). The obvious draw (besides the toys’ adorable pages and “personalities”) is that none of the toys emulate any kind of biological body part, which is fantastic news for gender-diverse people who don’t want to risk triggering gender dysphoria during their playtime. According to the Mayo Clinic, gender dysphoria is “the feeling of discomfort or distress that might occur in people whose gender identity differs from their sex assigned at birth or sex-related physical characteristics.” And when it comes to sex toys, there are seemingly endless veiny, flesh-colored options that look (and sometimes feel) all too real. So, if you’re not looking to get dicked down by a toy that looks like — well — a dick, Cute Little Fuckers is the sex toy company for you.
Broken into gender-neutral sex toy categories like internal, external, and butt-safe, the vast and wacky array of internal and external vibrators in all kinds of shapes, colors, and textures are totally smile-inducing. They are — literally — cute little fuckers. Needless to say, I’m not alone in being obsessed with these quirky vibrators, which are currently available in identity-specific, flag-colored bundles for Pride. Meet all the CLFs below, and grab one today. They’re made for everyone (even you!) and are literally out of this world.
DashDividers_1_500x100Starsi!, $79
The Hype: 4.7 out of 5 stars
What Reviewers Are Saying: “I haven’t found [a vibrator] gentle enough to not trigger pain flares and painful orgasms until the Starsi. The shape of it helps me to avoid any overstimulation in one area. I was able to have a painless orgasm. I could cry I’m so happy.”
This best-selling CLF (as the cute little fuckers are affectionately known) is a crowd-pleaser. It has hundreds of emphatic five-star reviews from a wide range of consumers — everyone from arthritis-having senior citizens who found it easy to hold to trauma survivors who enjoyed the non-threatening star shape to trans folx who loved being able to completely cover themselves while using. “They went crazy over it!” reads a sexual educator’s review of her senior center demo. “Many of them suffer from some type of arthritis in their hands and realized, when they started playing with it, that they loved how accessible it is.” The gentle vibrations can also be used as massagers, and the easy-to-hold toy is especially great for people who experience chronic pain. One reviewer adds, “A surprising little side note, I started using it as a packer from time to time and the euphoria from having star-shaped junk is 10/10.” There’s nothing Starsi! can’t do!
DashDividers_1_500x100Cute Little Fuckers are the strongest vibrators I’ve felt in such a small form. And I have worked at kink.com for years, I’ve felt vibrators.
Jerr, Cute Little Fuckers ReviewerShimmer!, $74
The Hype: 4.8 out of 5 stars
What Reviewers Are Saying: “I need very little warming up to get going with it. The curve at the end hits some really nice places, and the ears make it really easy to hold on to while going, and make it possible to spin the toy inside of me too which I found I really liked. Plus it’s so dang cute! Maybe the cutest clf in my opinion.”
Shimmer is a gender-queer vibrator whose pronouns are “I like them all!” — which is really all you need to know about the ultra-versatile toy. Like all Cute Little Fuckers, Shimmer! is designed to be used creatively. Its five-vibration settings feel good literally anywhere you want to put them (but the curved shape is specifically designed for G-spot and prostate stimulation). Not only that, but its ergonomic base makes it easy to grip, allowing you to get maximum pleasure on all those hard-to-reach spots on yourself or your partner, no matter what your level of mobility is.
DashDividers_1_500x100Trinity!, $89
The Hype: 4.95 out of 5 stars
What Reviewers Are Saying: “Trinity is a very nice little toy, the texture is fun and the vibe is strong and has a lot of speeds and patterns. It’s soft enough to not be painful if you happen to be especially sensitive about girth but firm enough that it’s easy to insert.”
Trinity! is a must-have Cute Little Fucker for anyone looking to bestow internal pleasure on themselves or a partner. Its flared base makes it strap-on compatible and anal-friendly. Her bio reads, “Trinity is perfect for inserting into all sorts of sneaky places.” Just make sure to take extra care in cleaning their extra nooks and crannies!
DashDividers_1_500x100Screams, moans, unbelieving gasps, and crotchal-to-crotchal vibrator sharing. Then there was a lot of lying back exhausted, breathing heavily, and saying of the word ‘Wow.’ Fantastic.
cute little fuckers reviewerPrincette!, $69
The Hype: 4.9 out of 5 stars
What Reviewers Are Saying: “VERY powerful vibrations, super quiet, love the variation of ways you can use it. The flatter sides have some fun textures, and the tip is very good for precise and intense stimulation. I bought this because I have joint pain in my wrists and thumbs, and it’s definitely easier to hold in place than a traditional wand!”
This cone-shaped vibrator is a versatile dream. It can double as a clit stimulator or an anal plug. Plus, its small stature makes it easy to hold with an open hand so you can have additional use of your fingers while you explore. Reviewers also noted it was “surprisingly strong” for such a wee thing. If you’re looking for a multifunctional, travel-friendly vibe, Princette! is a must-have. TSA won’t blink twice at it.
DashDividers_1_500x100Jix!, $84
The Hype: 4.7 out of 5 stars
What Reviewers Are Saying: “My first impression was that the toy itself is slimmer than expected and the vibe is very small, but that is not a complaint! It is different, after trying a few ‘wand’ styles where the vibrating part is quite large, but it turns out the smaller size is truly great for many uses, and despite appearances, the vibration packs a punch. it also is very quiet, which can be a huge plus!”
This wand-shaped toy is slim enough for beginners but powerful enough to keep even the most seasoned pro satisfied. Because of its shape, it can be comfortably maneuvered by a partner to deliver both internal and external stimulation. Or grab the smaller end as a handle for solo pleasure. Though some reviewers found Jix! “too plain” compared to the other CLFs, many felt its simplicity made it even more beginner-friendly. Pleased fans also enjoyed that it could be used internally for g-spot or p-spot stimulation with equal ease.
DashDividers_1_500x100Zeep!, $69
The Hype: 4.9 out of 5 stars
What Reviewers Are Saying: “After much trial and error, I have discovered that the best vibrators for me are textured and allow me to ramp up the vibrations. The Cute Little Fuckers checked both those boxes. Zeep is everything I ever wanted out of a vibrator. The flat, wide surface is amazing for warming up and the tips are perfect for a happy ending. It is very easy to position for hands-free self play, too!”
The leaf-shaped Zeep! has all kinds of unique curves and textures to keep things interesting. The silicone ranges in firmness, giving you a wide range of options for what kind of stimulation you want. Not to mention the fine-pointed end packs a real specific punch exactly where you want it. For a small toy (that can fit in your palm), Zeep! leaves a big impact. “It’s like a never-ending Rubik’s cube of pleasure,” one reviewer states. Level up now.
DashDividers_1_500x100Nonbinary Pride Pack!, $199
The Hype: 4.9 out of 5 stars
What Reviewers Are Saying: “When the box said ‘powerful vibrations’ well, I think they were being conservative because boy they buzz! There are a lot of versitile ways they can show you a good time, they’re also supposed to be quiet, but the upper two speed settings 4 and 5 threaten to be heard outside the room… however it’ll be whisper quiet compared to the noises the user will be making.”
For a limited time, you can purchase a Cute Little Fucker Pride bundle in the colors of identity-centric flags. Whether you’re nonbinary, bisexual, intersex, genderqueer, aromantic, or something else entirely, there’s a flag that represents you, and Cute Little Fuckers wants to celebrate that with some of its best-selling sex toys. Grab your bundle now and celebrate yourself all year long.
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